Dear Dairy:

How are you? I am disappointed. Everybody’s ganging up on my immigration reform bill.

What people seem to be forgetting is the American dream. That it is the dream of people everywhere to come to a land where they are free to be wealthy industrialists and benefit from an endless supply of cheap, union-shy and easily exploited labor.

Darn it, this is supposed to be the land of opportunism, isn’t it?