Dear Dairy:

What might put a damper on construction of the Oval Office fort is that we have another fort in the planning stages. I didn’t know about it, but I heard Uncle Dick on the phone laughing about building something called ‘Fort Dumbshit.' I don’t know where it’s going to be but I’m getting my flightsuit ready to land there in a jet airplane.

14 days until vacation at Kennebunkport! I’m so excited!

Anxiously,
GWB