Dear Dairy:

Today was much better. Uncle Dick took me out for ice cream and explained that he was meeting yesterday with men from the oil companies about the Hydrocarbon Law we’re pushing through Iraq’s Parliament.

I didn’t really understand but I could tell it was VERY important. Then he got me the biggest banana split I ever saw. Man, did my tummy hurt after!

Needless to say, he’s back on the ticket for ’08.