7.12.2007

Dear Dairy:

The questioning by Congress of my subordinates is dragging along. We’re doing everything possible to comply fully with their investigation, short of giving any answers, or acknowledging their right to ask questions, or showing up to testify, but my patience is waning.

Why are they doing this to me? It’s not like Clinton or one of his aides was ever put under oath and forced to answer a lot of embarrassing personal questions that were nobody’s goddamn business.

Persecutedly,
GWB