Dear Dairy:

I’ve been watching Rudy Giuliani speaking a lot lately and I’m a little ticked off by how constantly he refers to 9/11. 9/11, 9/11, 9/11. I mean, sneak in a vowel every once in a while, pal; mix it up. It’s insulting and disgraceful to have someone continually using our national tragedy to elevate themselves, quiet their critics, and further their agenda.

Haven’t the events of 9/11 taught us anything about demagogues?